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Medical Advice & Other Mistakes

Nice Try Evolution

$36

Fit

Size Size guide

A woman sits strapped into a mechanical chair with leather restraints across her chest, arms and ankles, her body crossed with surgical stitching, the wall behind her papered edge to edge with old anatomical plates.

The results were not what had been hoped for. Every modification was documented, approved in advance, and carried out by qualified hands over a period of some years, and the file is available to anybody who asks for it. The file is not what is being circulated. What is being circulated is the phrase natural variation, which has done a great deal of work in this building.

Nice try, evolution. Nothing to do with us.

Specifications

Print
Direct to garment, 15 x 17 inch maximum. Smaller sizes are scaled proportionally.
Relaxed
Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Boxy, runs big. Size down for a closer fit. Sizes S to 4XL.
Regular
AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee. 5.3 oz mid-weight cotton. A flat, true black. Regular fit, true to size. Sizes S to 3XL. Printed neck tag, no sewn label.
Colour
Black.
Care
Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. Do not iron the print.
Made
To order. Nothing is held in stock.

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