{"product_id":"you-built-this-t-shirt","title":"You Built This? T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eThis design is about perspective. Something not from here, looking down at what we built and trying to understand why we can’t stop touching it. Infinite connection. Zero control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"509\"\u003eDark humor for people who know the problem isn’t the tech. It’s us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWe didn’t print this on a flimsy, transparent novelty shirt that disintegrates upon reentry. It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton shell that feels like it’s already survived a cosmic event. Built with a relaxed, vintage fit so you can comfortably sit on the couch and wait for the abduction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eHeavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eRelaxed, lived-in fit. Order your normal size, or size up if you want to disappear into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched. Considerably tougher than our collective attention span.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash it in cold water with like colors. It's garment-dyed, meaning it fades beautifully over time, but it will bleed if you wash it hot. Kind of like your brain after four hours on the feed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eWear it because even an alien can see how weird this got.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47879369621763,"sku":"24051618950158755544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47879369654531,"sku":"28682874811412294448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":47879369687299,"sku":"14776760559534334080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47879369720067,"sku":"55535072363047416506","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":47879369752835,"sku":"94440688698948791444","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":47879369785603,"sku":"24071742835157007545","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47879369818371,"sku":"26529205452766028483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":47879369851139,"sku":"18910196058526172252","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":47879369883907,"sku":"15037152770450776402","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47879369916675,"sku":"11472073682368967279","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":47879369949443,"sku":"84270402831784964734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":47879369982211,"sku":"19416997537577066655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47879370014979,"sku":"63545294434825289508","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":47879370047747,"sku":"19730239482509003535","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":47879370080515,"sku":"52328221931589014889","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/2785\/2035\/files\/you-built-this-black-flatlay-cc1717-glow.webp?v=1774553781","url":"https:\/\/www.siccarrt.com\/products\/you-built-this-t-shirt","provider":"sicc arrt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}