$36
Fit
6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Boxy, runs big. Size down for a closer fit.
5.3 oz mid-weight cotton. A flat, true black. Regular fit, true to size.
Size Size guide
A hand in a dark sleeve grips a clear glass bottle by the neck and holds it up against a flat black field, the whole thing rendered in heavy halftone.
The premise holds up. It has been examined from several directions by people considerably better qualified than anybody currently in this room, and nothing has yet come back to contradict it. The conclusion is where it gets shaky. If nothing matters, then this does not either, and somebody should probably say that part out loud.
Nobody has. It's getting late.
