Aliens, Science & Bad Technology
$36
Fit
6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Garment dyed, so the black is softer and slightly washed. Boxy, runs big. Size down for a closer fit.
5.3 oz mid-weight cotton. A flat, true black. Regular fit, true to size.
Size Size guide
A white-haired man in a worn cardigan sits under a field of stars with a wash of teal light behind his head and equations drifting past him on all sides, glasses lowered in one hand, looking up at something and thinking it over.
He solved space. He solved time. He established that the two of them are one thing and that the thing bends, and none of that has been remotely useful this morning. It is a Tuesday. He is fairly confident of that much. Everything after that point gets progressively harder to defend.
Time is relative. Tuesday is worse.
