Some assembly required. Competence out of stock.

This is what happens when you order a government from a warehouse and lose the instructions. Featuring a lineup of officials looking exactly as confused as they act, this design is for anyone who knows the system is broken and the spare parts are missing.

Wear it while the whole thing collapses.

We didn’t print this on a cheap, disposable blank that falls apart faster than a campaign promise. It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton shell that already feels completely broken in. Built with a relaxed, vintage fit to survive the next four years of missing screws and structural failure.

The Specs:

Heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton.
Relaxed, lived-in fit. Order your normal size, or size up if you want it baggy.
Double-needle stitched. Tougher than a confirmation hearing.
Care: Wash it in cold water with like colors. It's garment-dyed, meaning it fades beautifully over time, but it will bleed if you wash it hot.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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