"Smile It's Required" is the official uniform of retail hostages, corporate survivors, and anyone who has ever fantasized about biting a manager. It’s a loving tribute to the medieval torture device we call "maintaining a positive attitude." Perfect for family reunions, mandatory HR wellness seminars, and anywhere else your raw, unfiltered misery is considered a buzzkill.

We didn’t print this on a thin, clingy novelty rag that shows off your nervous sweat. It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton fortress. It feels like you've been wearing it since 1998, back when people were still allowed to scowl in public.

The Specs:

Heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton.
Relaxed, vintage fit. Order your normal size, or size up if you want to use it as a hiding place.
Double-needle stitched. Stronger than your will to live during a mandatory team-building exercise.
Care: Wash it in cold water with like colors. It's garment-dyed, meaning it fades naturally over time, but it will bleed if you wash it hot. Kind of like your gums after wearing this contraption.

Wear it to your annual performance review. See what happens.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Smile It's Required T-Shirt

Smile It's Required T-Shirt