I'M A VIRGIN SHIRT
A time capsule from your bad decisions and better jokes. This vintage-distressed design screams “irony lives here” in the kind of bold lettering you’d find on a gas-station souvenir or your uncle’s midlife crisis.
Printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton that’s softer than your last situationship, this shirt delivers maximum deadpan with minimal effort. The faded green tones and worn-in texture make it look like you’ve owned it for decades — or at least since your last regret.
Perfect for people who appreciate jokes that age like milk and confidence that’s 100% cotton.
Unisex Fit:
The sicc arrt unisex fit walks the line between “stolen boyfriend tee” and “finally-fits-me” perfection. It’s cut to flatter most bodies without clinging to any of them - relaxed through the chest and shoulders, with a slightly tailored drape that says I tried, but not too hard.
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For Men: True to size — your usual fit will feel clean and modern, not boxy.
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For Women: Order your normal size for a relaxed, slightly roomy look, or size down for a more fitted feel.
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For Everyone Else: It’s gender-agnostic — like your favorite existential crisis.
Soft, balanced, and built for the long haul — this isn’t a “men’s tee” pretending to be inclusive; it’s actually made for humans.
Features:
- Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fit: Not boxy, not skin-tight, just right
- Label: Tear-away tag (because itchy necks are for amateurs)
Care:
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle.
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Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep your existential art crispy.
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Do not iron the print unless you enjoy heartbreak.
Black out your wardrobe!
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