They literally started a war over this. We just forgot.

This isn’t historical fan fiction. It’s a receipt. "The Founders Warned Us" pulls Washington, Jefferson, and Adams out of the archives and pins the No Kings movement right to their lapels. It's a grim, deadpan reminder that the entire point of this experiment was to avoid building another throne. Power loves amnesia. This shirt doesn't.

Wear it like a warning label.

The Specs:

Heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton.
Relaxed, vintage fit. Order your normal size, or size up if you want to drown in it.
Double-needle stitched. Tougher than a fragile democracy.
Care: Wash it in cold water with like colors. It's garment-dyed, meaning it fades beautifully over time, but it will bleed if you wash it hot.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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