This design is about perspective. Something not from here, looking down at what we built and trying to understand why we can’t stop touching it. Infinite connection. Zero control.

Dark humor for people who know the problem isn’t the tech. It’s us.

We didn’t print this on a flimsy, transparent novelty shirt that disintegrates upon reentry. It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton shell that feels like it’s already survived a cosmic event. Built with a relaxed, vintage fit so you can comfortably sit on the couch and wait for the abduction.

The Specs:

Heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton.
Relaxed, lived-in fit. Order your normal size, or size up if you want to disappear into it.
Double-needle stitched. Considerably tougher than our collective attention span.
Care: Wash it in cold water with like colors. It's garment-dyed, meaning it fades beautifully over time, but it will bleed if you wash it hot. Kind of like your brain after four hours on the feed.

Wear it because even an alien can see how weird this got.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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